zomg talking fruits

#242: misery loves company

2011-10-28T10:44:00.000+08:00

#241: like bert and ernie

2011-10-26T11:45:00.001+08:00

#240: bygones and baygons

2011-10-25T18:44:00.000+08:00

#239: mmm, disco lights

2011-10-21T09:44:00.000+08:00

#238: rocking the fake alzheimer's

2011-10-20T10:06:00.000+08:00

#237: i'm just a notch in your bedpost but you're just a line in a song

2011-10-19T17:03:00.000+08:00

#236: smell yo later

2011-10-18T12:05:00.000+08:00

#235: actually, it explains so much

2011-10-17T08:15:00.000+08:00

#234: the funz has begunz

2011-10-13T09:48:00.000+08:00

#233: you cannot stop us now

2011-10-12T09:24:00.000+08:00

#232: party

2011-10-11T11:25:00.000+08:00

#231: guess who's back

2011-10-07T08:31:00.000+08:00

Sweet reunion. Aww!

#230: he's so uncool, he's cool

2011-10-06T19:18:00.000+08:00

#229: personally i prefer crayon shavings on my pastries

2011-10-06T19:17:00.000+08:00

#228: that is a very important question

2011-10-06T19:16:00.002+08:00

#227: all i see is green

2011-10-03T08:01:00.001+08:00

#226: now back to our regular programming

2011-09-30T08:51:00.000+08:00

#225: katy perry in blue is still...katy perry

2011-09-30T08:47:00.000+08:00

#224: i see what you did there

2011-09-28T08:53:00.000+08:00

Hey sportsfans! Major backlog because of the storm.

#223: there is a fine line in their friendship contract

2011-09-28T08:51:00.001+08:00

#222: disbelief

2011-09-28T08:47:00.000+08:00

#221: those were the days

2011-09-23T11:11:00.000+08:00

#220: the smell, ye gods

2011-09-22T09:16:00.000+08:00

#219: "eep" pretty much sums it up

2011-09-21T14:03:00.000+08:00

#218: fruits have laps?!?

2011-09-20T14:55:00.000+08:00

#217: she's a free soul burning roads with a flag in her bra

2011-09-19T09:20:00.000+08:00

Anyone else remember Helga? Did she ever manage to get it on with Football-Head, I wonder?

#216: kaboom!

2011-09-16T09:21:00.000+08:00

#215: it's a biological imperative

2011-09-15T10:10:00.000+08:00

#214: ohai durr

2011-09-14T07:44:00.000+08:00

#213: oh god no

2011-09-13T08:17:00.000+08:00

#212: he seriously cannot tell them apart

2011-09-12T08:15:00.002+08:00

#211: there is a moral lesson here somewhere

2011-09-09T08:37:00.000+08:00

#210: the return of the douche

2011-09-08T11:08:00.000+08:00

#209: great minds think alike

2011-09-07T09:30:00.000+08:00

#208: that's kinda sweet

2011-09-06T08:12:00.000+08:00

#207: she certainly does

2011-09-05T08:28:00.000+08:00

#206: honestly this is getting old

2011-09-03T10:17:00.000+08:00

Dear, dear Banana.

#205: seriously, that banana has one sick mind

2011-09-02T15:48:00.000+08:00

#204: mmm sandwich

2011-09-01T07:41:00.000+08:00

#203: orange taught him that face

2011-08-31T17:08:00.000+08:00

#202: it was a very profitable enterprise

2011-08-31T09:44:00.000+08:00

Hey guys, sorry for the two-day delay, just got back from The Great Luzon Roadtrip chasing a typhoon.

#201: he spent all his time partying partying

2011-08-26T15:19:00.000+08:00

Long weekend! Woooot

#200: poophead poophead

2011-08-25T09:35:00.000+08:00

Happy 200th, ZOMG!

This strip was a bit awkward to make, seeing as I was in the middle of a storyline when the milestone hit. Well, I think it turned out alright.

Here's to more ZOMG madness in the months (hopefully years) to come! Yahoo!

#199: calling the olsen twins!

2011-08-24T09:26:00.000+08:00

#198: here's looking at the bright side

2011-08-23T07:46:00.000+08:00

#197: precious illusions

2011-08-22T09:37:00.000+08:00

#196: karma's a fat bitch

2011-08-19T09:04:00.000+08:00

#195: meh, everyone's a critic

2011-08-18T11:51:00.000+08:00

#194: ooooh!

2011-08-17T09:31:00.000+08:00

#193: .........

2011-08-16T08:44:00.000+08:00

#192: the plot thickens

2011-08-15T07:31:00.000+08:00

More like "the face thickens". It's such a Monday, braah!

#191: naturally exfoliating undead skin

2011-08-12T09:54:00.000+08:00

#190: muffin muffin

2011-08-11T09:17:00.000+08:00

What is it with these fruits and pastries?

#189: K

2011-08-10T20:27:00.000+08:00

#188: the horror

2011-08-10T06:37:00.000+08:00

#187: it's the haters, always the haters

2011-08-08T18:53:00.000+08:00

Whoops, forgot it was Monday!

#186: the comic is full of yum

2011-08-05T13:21:00.000+08:00

Stay tune next week for the heart-rending conclusion of our Zombie Orange saga!

#185: note the sense of urgency

2011-08-04T09:16:00.000+08:00

#184: the bloody truth

2011-08-03T07:37:00.002+08:00

#183: eww much?

2011-08-02T08:43:00.000+08:00

#182: that is a real turd (as opposed to a pretentious one)

2011-08-01T07:00:00.000+08:00

Sports fans! For the Muffin Muffin sub-arc, see #121-#131 :)

public service announcement

2011-07-29T10:43:00.000+08:00

Hallo sportsfans! It's another Friday here at Happy Comic Land, where all the fruits are two years past their prime and should really be moldy and rotten by now.

Anyway, got a treat for you all! I've uploaded the complete ZOMG Archives for your easy reference, and placed a permalink in the box on the right. Hooray hooray!

Watch this space for updates! And happy weekend!

#181: she's making a $pectacular recovery

2011-07-29T10:20:00.000+08:00

#180: yummy

2011-07-28T11:25:00.000+08:00

#179: he kinda has a good point

2011-07-27T09:10:00.000+08:00

#178: have a grape day

2011-07-26T08:27:00.000+08:00

#177: digging up kiki's dirt

2011-07-25T09:42:00.000+08:00

Happy Monday! Somebody took my desk so I'm leeching off someone else's. Grrr.

See Comics #107 to #113 for the syphillis mob :)

#176: the tabloids cometh

2011-07-22T09:35:00.002+08:00

#175: coochie coochie coo

2011-07-21T07:15:00.000+08:00

Eventually I will have to listen to another song besides Simple Plan's "Jet Lag".

#174: it's actually perez hilton

2011-07-20T08:41:00.000+08:00

#173: this kiwi chick needs to appear more often

2011-07-19T07:18:00.000+08:00

#172: hey betch

2011-07-18T08:16:00.000+08:00

It's such a Monday. Pffft.

#171: after the movie (title and text unrelated)

2011-07-15T06:57:00.000+08:00

The rush of emotion was palpable in the room. Everyone in the theater was friggin CRYING. Even through the scenes where the dialogue was quite hard to hear, nobody DARED to speak. Every second of celluloid was infused with a hushed, bittersweet reverence for the source material. DESERVES TWO, FIVE, 239 REPEAT VIEWINGS.

It all ends here. #harrypottah

#170: tonight is HARRY POTTAH NIGHT! (title unrelated)

2011-07-14T07:15:00.000+08:00

Wow. Kiki V's concert on the same day as the Harry Pottah finale. At the same time. In the same movie theater. Only Kiki is...well...part of the refreshments...

#169: orange being insightful?! no way (OOC)

2011-07-13T07:07:00.001+08:00

#168: the key word is "accidentally"

2011-07-12T08:20:00.000+08:00

#167: magical floating goodness!

2011-07-11T11:38:00.001+08:00

Hey sports fans! Sorry for the delay. Just came from a great weekend island-hopping in Palawan! Sand, sea, the relaxing wind all blowing in your face while speeding in a rickety motorboat which may overturn at any second. Aah, good times.

Feeling rejuvenated...to write more comics! Being Kiki V's personal manager is no joke. She has all these demands for red vinyl and cheap wine. Honestly, who uses that much red vinyl?

And yes, contrary to popular belief, I still have a day job.

#166: the goddess awakens

2011-07-11T11:31:00.000+08:00

Tequila'n'glitter is the leading cause of death among young, talentless skanky female pop artists.

#165: presenting the popstar!

2011-07-06T20:26:00.000+08:00

Hey sportsfans! An early humpday treat for ya'll out there. I shall be out of commission (island-hopping) tomorrow and Friday, hence am posting Thursday's comic early.

Talking fruits will resume on Sunday (for Friday's comic). Enjoy!

Watch this space for the RISE of the newest pop sensation, KIKI VEVERLY!

#164: and so it begins

2011-07-06T09:53:00.002+08:00

#163: i'm so grapeful

2011-07-05T07:44:00.000+08:00

#162: no class because it's the weekend (partyin partyin yeah)

2011-07-04T07:15:00.000+08:00

#161: they managed to hold out for three panels

2011-07-01T08:27:00.002+08:00

#160: see strip #32: grape goes to school

2011-06-30T08:55:00.000+08:00

#159: slurp slurp

2011-06-29T08:37:00.000+08:00

#158: green banana only attends every other week

2011-06-28T08:22:00.000+08:00

#157: secret racist

2011-06-27T07:39:00.000+08:00

#156: apple troll'd

2011-06-24T08:52:00.000+08:00

#155: face, meet palm

2011-06-23T08:46:00.000+08:00

#154: a well-adjusted social life is sooo mainstream

2011-06-22T08:05:00.000+08:00

#153: dora doesn't want you to be in her group either

2011-06-21T07:29:00.000+08:00

#152: seriously, dude, seriously?? duuuude.

2011-06-21T07:28:00.000+08:00

#151: the line NEVER works (trust me)

2011-06-17T08:14:00.000+08:00

#150: he never met a pea he didn't like

2011-06-16T08:05:00.010+08:00

Hey sports fans! Apologies for not updating yesterday. Was caught up in the office and I had to do some work (yeah apparently that happens). Here's the comic you guys missed. Happy weekend!

#149: suuuuuuuuuup

2011-06-15T07:16:00.000+08:00

#148: everybody is on her side, it's called gravity

2011-06-14T07:53:00.000+08:00

#147: OOPS!

2011-06-13T07:49:00.002+08:00

#146: i think he was saruman last year

2011-06-10T08:00:00.001+08:00

Hey sports fans! Thus concludes the first week back here at ZOMG. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did (here in work, haha)!

Next week, regular programming shall resume with one zomg-freshly minted strip a day. Stay tuned to find out the answers to all your burning questions: Did Orange really lose all his memories in that freak circus accident? What happened to the legendary face-off between Papaya and Lady Orange? How much did Grape inherit from Nana Prune's wealthy vineyard estate? And what happened to Pear's South Beached Whale diet?

Stay tuned, and keep fresh!

#145: theoretically, they should all get equal amounts of it

2011-06-10T07:56:00.000+08:00

#144: moves me to tears

2011-06-09T08:00:00.003+08:00